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Please select one (for demographic research)
Male
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Other
Please select your age range
18 to 24
25 to 34
35 to 40
41 to 57
58 to 65
66 to 78
79 to 95
96 to 107
I'm past 107 and I'm still alive
Wait! I'm not even 18 yet!
Select the highest educational degree you've earned.
GED, High School Diploma, similiar
Associate Degree
Bachelor's Degree
Master's Degree
Doctoral or Professional Degree
Wait! I'm still in high school!
Have you seen the film "Whose Shit Is This?"
Yes
No
I can't remember!
WHERE have you seen "Whose Shit Is This?" (If you've seen it more than once, please select the first time you've seen it.)
theater
film festival
private screening/ party event
DVD
I haven't seen it yet
If you had the opportunity to watch "Whose Shit Is This?" would you?
Yes
No
I already have
The film is 48 minutes long. This is still considered a feature film. What do you think about the film's length?
That's way too short! I want to watch a 2-hour film.
It doesn't matter to me.
Great! Perfect length in my opinion.
If you saw "Whose Shit Is This?" at your video rental store or on an online rental venue, would you rent it?
Yes
No
I've already seen it. Why watch it again?
I've already seen it, BUT I'd like to watch it again!
What is the highest price range you would be willing to pay for a personal copy of this film?
$15 to $20
$10 to $14
The cheaper, the better
Undecided
I don't want to buy this shit
If you were to come across "Whose Shit Is This?" in your local thrift or pawn shop, would you buy the film, even if it only costs $1 to $3 bucks? (Please select the best answer)
Sure! Even though I haven't seen it that's still affordable!
Sure! I've seen it and that's a great deal!
No, I've seen the film, but I wouldn't buy it, even for that amount.
I haven't seen it and I wouldn't buy it.
If you were given a FREE tee-shirt that had the title exactly written as: "Whose S#*t Is This?" 'the little movie about BIG S#*T!', how would you feel about wearing it out in public? (Please choose the best answer)
Sure! It's free!
I wouldn't care. Shit is just a word!
It really depends where I'm going. I couldn't be seen wearing this shirt in some places!
I wouldn't wear it! That's embarrassing!
I wouldn't EVER wear it. Period.
Now for some fun questions.....
When was the last time you ate corn?
Today
One to three days ago
Longer than three days ago
I don't like corn
How do you view life in general?
It's shitty!!!!
It's tough, but I'm hanging in.
I love every second of it!
Other
Imagine this scenario:
You're running late to an important event or meeting, when all of a sudden you step in dog shit. You first would...
To hell with it! Keep going. There's no time to waste!
Damn! I've got to go back to get another pair of shoes
There's got to be something, somewhere to wipe this off...
Now, imagine this scenario:
You're running late to an important event or meeting when all of a sudden your stomach cramps and then -- SPLAT! ALL over the place! You would....
I'm not going to let bodily functions ruin this! I'm still going, even with this shit all over the place!
Oh no! I'm sick. I might as well call it quits, go home and stay. Maybe they'll book me in for another day.
Okay this is just a shitty-ass question and stupid as shit!
Demand this film. If you know of any venues, such as indie art houses, theatres or video rental stores in your area, please list them here. (Please leave your e-mail or # for contact purposes. We'll be glad to keep you posted if the film is scheduled to screen in your area!
Thanks so so much!
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